Authentic Animal Conversation #7: “Walnut Hose”

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Authentic Animal Conversation #6: “Dibs”

“I can’t believe he’s actually doing it.”

“RICKY, GO FOR THE FLOWERS!  THE FLOWERS!”

“Shut up!  They’re going to hear us!”

“Just stay in the grass and be quiet, you morons.”

“I can’t see.  What’s he doing?  Did he make it to the table?

“This is insane.  I told you not to dare him.  This is stupid, stupid, stupid.”

“He’s a grown squirrel and can make his own decisions.”

“I THINK THE CAKE IS FULL OF NUTS!  DIG A HOLE IN IT, RICKY!”

“Oh for crying out loud, do you want to get him killed?”

“If Ricky doesn’t make it back, I call dibs on his nest.”

“Dibs!”

“Dibs! Dibs!”

“You guys suck, you know that?”

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