Authentic Animal Conversation #3: “Biscuit”

“This is nice.”

“Yeah.”

“Is that a biscuit on the floor over there?”

“Stop looking at it.  You’re not going anywhere.  I need your body heat right here, right now.”

“I swear it’s a biscuit.”

“It’s an inedible chewed rubber bone that you nevertheless tried to eat yesterday.  Focus on being in the blanket.”

“I don’t remember…”

“Focus. On. The. Blanket.”

“Ok, ok…”

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