Authentic Animal Conversation #8: “Corn Kingdom”


“I’m sorry sir, but all sales are final.”

“Oh for crying out loud, look at this thing!  I unwrapped it when I got back to my nest and it was already half eaten!  It’s disgusting!”

“I’m sorry sir, but our policy is stated on that sign over–”

“Is every squirrel working here as ignorant as you?  I’m going to stand here all day until I speak with your manager.”

“I’m sorry, but the manager is hibernating right now and I can’t–”

“That’s it.  I’m going home to write a letter to the Better Business Bureau.  You haven’t heard the last from me.”

“Thank you for shopping at Corn Kingdom.”

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