Authentic Animal Conversation #3: “Biscuit”

“This is nice.”


“Is that a biscuit on the floor over there?”

“Stop looking at it.  You’re not going anywhere.  I need your body heat right here, right now.”

“I swear it’s a biscuit.”

“It’s an inedible chewed rubber bone that you nevertheless tried to eat yesterday.  Focus on being in the blanket.”

“I don’t remember…”

“Focus. On. The. Blanket.”

“Ok, ok…”

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Authentic Animal Conversation #2: “Fascinating”

“It’s fascinating, really.”

“I’m half asleep.  You’ll have to be more specific.”

“The fact that we are the same species.  I mean, look at our size difference!”


“You’re 10 times my size!  You’re gargantuan!  Yet we are both Canis lupus familiaris.  How is such disparity within the same species possible?”

“You think too much.  Let’s snuggle some more.  My butt is still cold.”

“I wonder if there’s a Wikipedia article about this…”

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