Category Archives: Authentic Animal Conversations

Authentic Animal Conversation #8: “Corn Kingdom”

Posted on June 5, 2011 by
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Authentic Animal Conversation #7: “Walnut Hose”

Posted on May 15, 2011 by
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Authentic Animal Conversation #6: “Dibs”

Posted on February 18, 2011 by

“I can’t believe he’s actually doing it.” “RICKY, GO FOR THE FLOWERS!  THE FLOWERS!” “Shut up!  They’re going to hear us!” “Just stay in the grass and be quiet, you morons.” “I can’t see.  What’s he doing?  Did he make … Continue reading →

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Authentic Animal Conversation #5: “A Cat of Action”

Posted on February 18, 2011 by

“This seems like a really bad idea.” “I’m not listening.  Look at my face.  This is my ‘I’m not listening’ face.” “I’m serious, Steve.  I have a really bad feeling about this.” “You’d rather be sitting in the snow?  I … Continue reading →

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Authentic Animal Conversation #4: “Starbro”

Posted on January 28, 2011 by

“Fred, where the hell is the ocean?” “I have no idea.” “And what are we sitting on?  This is definitely NOT the beach.” “Just calm-” “Dude, I’m freaking out!” “Steve, calm down.  We’ll get through this.” “Can you hold my … Continue reading →

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Authentic Animal Conversation #3: “Biscuit”

Posted on January 25, 2011 by

“This is nice.” “Yeah.” “Is that a biscuit on the floor over there?” “Stop looking at it.  You’re not going anywhere.  I need your body heat right here, right now.” “I swear it’s a biscuit.” “It’s an inedible chewed rubber … Continue reading →

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Authentic Animal Conversation #2: “Fascinating”

Posted on January 15, 2011 by

“It’s fascinating, really.” “I’m half asleep.  You’ll have to be more specific.” “The fact that we are the same species.  I mean, look at our size difference!” “What?” “You’re 10 times my size!  You’re gargantuan!  Yet we are both Canis … Continue reading →

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Introducing Authentic Animal Conversations

Posted on January 14, 2011 by

I’ve been getting into creative writing lately. When I was in high school, I used to write a lot.  Mostly short stories.  I really enjoyed it, and apparently I was pretty good at it too.  As a junior in high … Continue reading →

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